Its the 182nd anniversary of the accordion!. How I love that instrument. Its a shame there are so many accordion jokes!
Having said that, I couldn't find one! . the accordion does feature in these banjo jokes though.
(I actually quite like the banjo too.... is it me?)
Banjo Jokes
1) Q. What's the difference between a banjo and a cattle grid?
A You drive slowly over the cattle grid...
2) You're driving down the street- there's an accordion on one side and a banjo on the other ... which do you go for first?...... the accordion , because it' s business before pleasure.
3) How do you know when you have a banjo player at your door? He keeps getting louder and louder and doesn't know when to come in.
4) What is a definition of perfect pitch?
When you toss an accordion into the dumpster and it lands right on top of a banjo.
1) Q. What's the difference between a banjo and a cattle grid?
A You drive slowly over the cattle grid...
2) You're driving down the street- there's an accordion on one side and a banjo on the other ... which do you go for first?...... the accordion , because it' s business before pleasure.
3) How do you know when you have a banjo player at your door? He keeps getting louder and louder and doesn't know when to come in.
4) What is a definition of perfect pitch?
When you toss an accordion into the dumpster and it lands right on top of a banjo.
Mmmmm!
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